Any jokes from the show you do IRL

Hi, my name is Daemian and I’m a Horseman-aholic. I’ve been running The Horse almost daily for over a decade now

But for real, anyone else adopt any jokes from the show into your daily arsenal?

My top two by amount of use have got to be the anti-jokes “you know that they say about assuming, you make an ASS out of U and… Ming” and “there’s a joke in there somewhere about….. let y’all figure it out for yourselves”