Imagine this

It’s 3:30 am you just spent 30 minutes pumping you’ve already poured all the milk off the good side into a bottle. As you are pouring your slacker the bottle becomes unsteady and your bed eats 4.5 ounces of milk. Your husband wakes to the sound of your gasps and takes away all evidence. Now you have to baby wipe yourself down, try and get what moisture you can out of your mattress and change your sheets, find yourself a new blanket that’s the right texture because your skins picky about that and try not to cry over a feed of lost milk and about an hour of wasted time and sleep. Hypothetically it would suck a whole lot right 😭 on this note I’m going to start a self love meditation and try to get some sleep for I have to do a whole feed and pump routine again