Create your own STW Questlines

If you could make your own STW questlines, What would be the Premise of it, And remember to keep it wacky and Random to fit with STW’s nature, My Example is

Lok Has spilled battery acid on the Floor, Dennis Drank it and now he’s having visions of a Magical Space Sandwich Landing down to end All of Humanity, You’ve got to Find falling radioactive space Debris to create a satalite that will Blow the Giant Sandwich up