N23 prayer to IB Gods

Dear IB Gods,

*deep breath in* PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSEEEE DON'T FAIL ME. I'M SORRY FOR LAUGHING AT IB MEMES AND HATING ON YOU, BUT MY LIFE LITERALLY DEPENDS ON THESE STUPID RESULTS.

I know I should have been working on my EE, instead of doomscrolling horror stories on this subreddit, and I should have studied more before exams, but I deeply, deeply regret that.

I know my handwriting is horrendous, and I truly pity the poor marker who got my Lang & Lit papers, but please please please don't fail me because of it. I do not have $170 to remark.

I should have practiced listening exams more, but seriously WTF was that last text?? An automobile???

Overall, the extent to which I need these grades is A REALLY REALLY HIGH EXTENT, and I promise to give you the thanks you deserve, despite the fact that you ruined my social life, self-esteem and any confidence that I had.

Please, I'm begging you,

N23 (& other) IB students