School Was Boring… Until the 9th Graders Got Drunk

So, I’m in 11th grade (and House Captain—flex). I went to school today just to submit a file. That’s it. No drama, no chaos—just a quick in-and-out. But did my school let me have that? Absolutely not.

I ran into my friends and While in the library, we suddenly heard someone screaming expletives like they were leading a rebellion. Before I could even process what was happening, the librarian turned to me and said, “Go check it out.”* Because, of course, as House Captain, I am now also a crime scene investigator.

So, I walked into Class 9D, and I kid you not, thought I had walked into a parallel universe.

One boy was standing on a bench, aggressively flailing his arms like a motivational speaker on steroids,

one girl was on the floor dry-heaving like she had just fought for her life,

another girl was fully unconscious,

and the rest of the class? Laughing like they were at a stand-up show. Oh, and did I mention the room smelled like a failed chemistry experiment?

Enter Coordinator Ma’am 🛐, whose soul visibly left her body the moment she stepped in. Within minutes, two more teachers stormed in, and after what felt like a hostage negotiation, we finally calmed everyone down—only to realise

they were absolutely hammered.That’s when we found it—a water bottle full of alcohol.

Turns out, (let them be Z,Y,X)

Z (the mastermind) thought “fun” meant getting blackout drunk in school,

Y (his girlfriend) somehow agreed, and

X (the supplier) smuggled booze straight from her father’s stash.

Their grand plan? Wait for Games period, get wasted, and return to class like nothing happened. Except they didn’t just get drunk—they got so wasted they caused a full-blown school crisis. And if you think that was the end, oh no—it was just the beginning. 😭🖐🏻

The school then called the entire 9th grade to the auditorium, claiming they were going on a trip. Plot twist: It was a setup. Suddenly, bag checks started like we were at airport security.

And what did they find?

7–8 PHONES. (Well the most normal thing till now)

ANOTHER bottle of alcohol. (WHY? YOU ALREADY LOST ROUND ONE?)

Coffee packets. (??? What is this, a caffeine cartel??)

A love letter with lipstick stains. (Romeo and Juliet, is that you?)

And the most UNHINGED thing?? A girl straight-up brought AN EXTRA DOTTED CONDOM.

MA’AM, FOR WHAT REASON? WHO WERE YOU EXPECTING TO MEET??

THE FINAL TWIST.

And here’s the best part…

EVERY SINGLE MOMENT?

RECORDED ON CCTV.

And you already know what happened next—

THE VIDEO WAS SENT STRAIGHT TO THEIR PARENTS.

Imagine this:

Coming home, thinking you just about escaped, only to see your mom casually watching a video of you, literally IN THE MIDDLE OF A MELTDOWN, DRUNK AND OUT OF CONTROL, in the middle of school.

I just can’t. This was literally a movie in real life. I was waiting for a Ranbir Kapoor cameo or something at this point. 😭

Moral of the Story?

9th graders are wild, but they’re also REALLY BAD at hiding their chaos. 🙃

Stay safe out there, people.

Edit: these 9th graders are something 🛐 I just found out that getting drunk in school wasn’t dumb enough, they also decided to whip up a homemade science experiment—coffee mixed with paracetamol. For what? An energy boost? A DIY coma? At this point, I’m convinced they weren’t just breaking school rules—they were auditioning for a Netflix crime doc.