People who are bothered by the idea of drying their face with the same towel as their downstairs area

I don't know why this is popping up on my internet so much, but it is.

You want to use two separate towels after a shower, you do you. But 1) I'm also gonna do me because 2) I wash my junk. Clean skin is clean skin. If you're telling me you're too dirty* down there to want the same towel on your face, maybe that's a you problem. A gross you problem.

*Dirty of course includes infections of the intimate kind, if you have a recurring rash or whatever, sure, use separate towels and maybe also see a doctor about a medicated cream of some kind.