Pretend that you utterly despise your main frame but tell it to me like I'm a new player

I want you to tell me every reason why you love to play your Warframe main however you're going to explain it to me as if you utterly despise your character and every way shape and form and you're going to tell me every reason that makes the character really good or really enjoyable as if you're telling me that it is the absolute bottom of F tier garbage and why you absolutely hate to play it or see anyone play it and why me, as a "new player" should avoid it at all costs