I‘ve lost 4 Shamans so far and I’m dying inside

Ok im playing on Stitches EU Horde. All my Shamans had the name of my Gf inside their Name and variations of it „Lindi,“Lindireturns“,“Lindiagain“. They haven’t survived to even see windfury and I just can’t believe how i lost them all. For reference I Lvld a Hunter to 30 no problems at all, but guess that’s no real deal..

The first Linda died in Stonetalon while killing goblins, I tried to find a spot to kill operators but navigated into a big boy respawn and they just clapped my cheeks pre ghostwolf.

Next Linda didnt get old, my girlfriend talked to me while I was killing crabs in durotar and I drowned cuz autopilot. Atleast my gf was looking while I died and comforted me „ aww atleast she made it to the water“ that gave me sad „ a turtle made it to the water“ vibes tho. She got albatrossed man..

The next Linda was the chosen one. She had it all - bags - gear but sadly she aswell peaced out in stonetalon, was running from a spider added a pink thunder lizard and fucker had charge..

The last Linda just died today. I thought it was clever to use my Hunter ( other account) to get her to atleast windfury so I might overcome my curse. So I put Linda sticky behind my Hunter and did the questing. Sadly Arugals son had different plans. I panicked cuz I didn’t see him coming - tabbed into Linda put down taunt totem tabbed back- pressed tab too fast added another worg and Linda died in the meantime…

What is it with shaman man..