No one asked for this

I’m going to say it b/c no one else seems to be posting about the icky pda lately …

Girl, save that tongue action for the bedroom. I’m no prude but looking at Zach’s tongue isn’t coming across as cute.

Also, what in the Handmaid’s Tale is she living in that he didn’t make her clean up everyone’s dishes on her birthday? Blessed be the fruit.

Lastly, I’m glad if she’s no longer showing her kid’s faces (coughSarahandMilenacough), but girl, you showed and profited off of their literal first moments here on earth. It almost feels too late for that.

Rant over. 🤷🏽‍♀️