Is Ubisoft being targeted?

Guys, I’m a NEW GAMER (so I’m totally unbiased), and I just love Ubisoft. But everywhere I go—Reddit, YouTube, my mom’s house—people are hating on Assassin’s Creed Shadows. Every single aspect—historical accuracy, character choices, gameplay mechanics—is being analyzed like it’s a video game or something. Weird, right?

This hate feels fake. Almost like… people don’t like Ubisoft for reasons?? But that’s impossible. Clearly, this is a targeted corporate takedown, probably led by shadowy forces (EA? The Illuminati? Angry historians?). I mean, controversial games have existed before, but this? This is different. This is organized hate, and I, a totally normal and definitely not biased person, am suspicious.

Ubisoft has always been the underdog, bravely fending off corporate takeovers while selling $1000 editions of games. And now, suddenly, people don’t like an Assassin’s Creed game? Something bigger is going on here. Stay woke, gamers.