You get to pick your superpower. However, it must be unique or you get nothing.
You are given the ability to gain 1 superpower. However, everybody else in the world is also given the same ability, at the same time. If you choose the same superpower as anybody else on earth, you each get nothing and live the rest of your lives as a superpowerless dorks.
When you make your wish for your superpower, you are allowed at most 4 words in which to describe it. Anything more than 4 words, and you get nothing.
You can't reference yourself or use your name within the 4 words (e.g. John Johnson is indestructible).
Word order does not matter. If you use the same 4 words as another person, you get nothing.
You can't use filler nonsense filler words (John is indestructible xylophone).
What 4 words do you use to ensure your superpower is useful but also gives you a good chance of being 100% unique?