$300 Million Cash right now but every other Saturday you wake up butt naked in a public park

Title explains. You receive $300 million deposited to your bank account, no catch there. You can do whatever you want with the money.

However, every other Saturday (twice a month, thrice if you’re lucky!) you wake up naked as the day you were born in a random public park around the world. You have no idea where it is going to be, just that it will be on alternate Saturdays, and you will be naked.

You can mark your calendar and mentally prepare, you warn your family that it is going to happen, but nevertheless you will wake up with your bits out and nothing immediately to cover them aside your hands.

The public park can be absolutely anywhere on Earth, you need to figure out how to get back home with no belongings, and potentially not speaking the local the language.

Do you take the money and risk biweekly naked adventures?