I fucking wish I was in America

Honestly I do. Id stand out so much more. I live in fucking Norway where every other guy is like 190cm and slim and seems to have the exact figure girls like. I'm probably slightly more jacked than most but that doesn't matter because despite being 183cm I don't seem to be above average height wise at all and girls here seem to want skinnier guys anyway.

I wanna fucking move to America where everyone is fat and obesity rate is like 60% and people ride scooters to Walmart. I want the obesity rate to be high and everyone around me to look bad so I look better. Is that too much to ask

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