Anyone else here with platonic attraction towards objects?

I have figured out that I see objects as friends, just fellas to hang out with. Sometimes it's sexual and very rarely it's romantic (except with shapes and mostly stellated octahedrons, I don't know what the fuck my feelings for them are), but usually my feelings are platonic. I see my beloved objects as friends who watch over me and let me yap about anything. They're silent listeners and I love that about them. They're friends I can kiss, cuddle and talk to and they'll never judge.

Anyone else who has object friends around here?