Well maybe next to get pregnant by a guy who wouldn’t leave you.

OMW to 🔪 some filthy single mothers that always late on rent!

When I’m in my rentoids apartment raiding her fridge and she says she’ll order me pizza but I only hear her dial 3 numbers.

Guess where I grew up

I was trying to use a deal in-store..

Me grocery shopping after my rentoid said he doesn’t have any money to fill his fridge for me and I awkwardly spot him walking by with a cart full of my favorite snacks.

r/shotaconhentaii is banned

Me about to slam the anti semitic fake landchad onto the ground and straight through the crust of the earth

Me when I’m about to double the single mothers rent and she slams the door on my face but thankfully my stomach blocked the door from breaking my nose.

Me teaching the homeless kids that I adopted the way of evicting single mothers and fridge raiding in return he’ll have to give me 90% of his assets when he’s older.

How to I evict/execute this individual?

Me FaceTiming my rentoid while I’m in prison to confront him about the rent he hasn’t been keeping up with but it turns out he used my rent money to send thugs to violate me.

I am devastated

Kings be in the lookout for this new form of landphobic harassment

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Landchads, I really need help on suing this psychopath. I thought the people on that sub were joking I didn't think they were actually that crazy.

Me when I’m about to go to the bank to deposit my rentoids money and some greedy homeless boy ask me for some coins.

Hey landchad, my rentoid filed a lawsuit against me for this. Did I take things too far?

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Hey guys, I’m looking into taking legal action against some rentoids that I evicted as they’ve made claims about me being “greedy” and “fat”.

I just got a championship belt for evicting the most amount of single mothers in a day. All I had to do was put Covid in the water supply so they'll get lazy and not work and not pay rent

Maybe it’s best if I never stop taking the pills.

I swear I hate the human mind so much.

Guys, how can you tell if you’re gay anymore?

I actually hate how nothing ever last for ever. I’m going back to bed.