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"Did you hear that the actor who played the joker in Joker changed his name?"
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My son begged me to check for monsters under his bed, so I kneeled down to humor him.
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(Me:) "Hm, this manual car oddly resembles my recently deceased spanish or mexican friend Manuel".
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The monkey's paw curled its claw a third time, as if to finally grant my wish for a genie blowjob.
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My brother sneezed just as he hung up the phone.
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"We have to pull this one out by the roots", my gay boyfriend and arborist Steve said with concern.
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"I single-handedly saved 420 orphans from a burning orphanage", said the distinguished orphan-saver.
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Let's hope I can answer some of your questions before I'm murderously killed.
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"Honey, do you love me?" my finance said.
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A tail in two parts
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Gorilla, I know your first name is Iputmy, but what is your last name?
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I reached for my communist penis.
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With great apprehension I spent my first wish on a hot genie blowjob from the suspiciously buzzing genie with the fat lips.
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I don't have a racist bone in my body!
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"My favourite crop is rye. What is yours?" I asked the farmer next-door, presuming it to be bananas.
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He was hoping for banch pie, but got boogers
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"And what is your third wish?" asked the genie, mouth agape and sore, ready to deny me my rightful third genie blowie, adding "no more genie blowjobs" with a pant.
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"You cannot wish for a third genie blowjob" warned the Genie.
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"We're safe from german shelling here in the trenches" the british world war one soldier said with a sigh of relief.
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The genie was puzzled at the taste of my throbbing erection as he worked my shaft for the third time tonight (genie blowjobs).
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