I don't have a racist bone in my body!
Never trust the inquisition if you are a xeno, no matter how friendly or pacefull they look or act
"I am not in danger, Skyler."
"My favourite crop is rye. What is yours?" I asked the farmer next-door, presuming it to be bananas.
Here we go again.
Why does the right come up with insults that end up making their enemies sound cool?
Jeg føler ikke en tilhørighet til norske politiske partier
He was hoping for banch pie, but got boogers
"And what is your third wish?" asked the genie, mouth agape and sore, ready to deny me my rightful third genie blowie, adding "no more genie blowjobs" with a pant.
The genie was puzzled at the taste of my throbbing erection as he worked my shaft for the third time tonight (genie blowjobs).
"You cannot wish for a third genie blowjob" warned the Genie.
Chin and mustache
"We're safe from german shelling here in the trenches" the british world war one soldier said with a sigh of relief.
…the cats
The genie smiled as he pulled 1, 2, 3, anal beads out of my ass.
Which Elon are you?
Noen som vet hva disse sporene kan være?😀
The last thing I saw before it all went dark was a flying saucer flying straight at me.
"The only cure for being dead is being alive" Doctor Jokes joked.
Bröther, may I have some oats?
"in this aero plane, straight up jorking "it" is illegal", said the flight attendant
