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His Heroicness Soda calls for immediate revival of /r/twowordseach

We create a story with two words per comment.

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How do I ask my boss for a blowjob? I want some sensual appreciation of my balls. Eye contact is required, and swallowing is nonnegotiable. OWE

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Queen [/u/LICK_THE_BUTTER]

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Chloe [/u/EtrosGuardian]

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Footage shared by the Metropolitan Police on Friday showed undercover officers disguised in the superhero costumes ______________. OWE

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What does your nest egg look like? OWE

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I’m ready for another _________________________________. OWE

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I’ve ditched New Balance

Creating stories, four words at a time

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What happens if you put a Chinese dragon and a Welsh dragon in the same room? OWE

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Why don’t we _________ in broad daylight? OWE

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Full disclosure: I was behind __________________. OWE

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Wanna fire him? OWE

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THERE’s my toilet phone! Gosh, I haven’t charged this baby in two days. Now it looks like _____________. OWE

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What if the _________ is actually just an idiot?

r/AskReddit, Ouija-style.

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Grew a calico [/u/LaaDiDah]

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Why didn’t I sell everything before April????? OWE

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Why is gold going down????? OWE

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Not even a superhero can save _________ this time. OWE

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Email [/u/froggyfroggyfresh]

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Do you ever sit in the back of the car, thinking __________? OWE

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SEND ME _UDES!!

r/AskReddit, Ouija-style.

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_______ is not a real sport.

r/AskReddit, Ouija-style.

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What happened in the summer of 2013? OWE

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